He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed. I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl Hey Seattle, wanna win the Superbowl? I'm curious what my vegetarian friend will bring to the superbowl party tonight. Hopefully it's an apology. A large apartment building is on fire, and people are trapped The first firefighters on scene notice that a couple is in a window 10 stories up, frantically waving their arms.
They have a baby, and the smoke and fire is getting thick. The firefighters know that their ladder can't reach that high, and desperately try to come up with a plan. A bystander, The Chicago Bears new quarterback. The Chicago Bears were desperately looking for a new quarterback. With all normal options not working out they looked outside the United States. They found a terrorist in Iran who was able to throw a grenade yards and have it go through a 3rd story window every time.
The Bears signed him immedi Sports joke Two older gentlemen, Steve and Dave, strangers until they met at the Superbowl. Dave notes the empty seat between the two. Steve sighs. We were season ticket holders and went to every game until she passed away. Tom Brady's so old He won his first Superbowl in standard definition. The leader of China is growing restless so he tries to find a country that wants to fight his army, so he called Sweden The leader of china calls Obama and says: "Hey man, we havn't had a good fight in a while, how about we see who has the best army?
The election, the syrian crysis, superbow So a popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ? The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool. Tom Brady now has a perfect track record. Yo mama jokes Yo mama so stupid that when saw a bus full of white kids she said "Stop that twinkie!!
Yo mama so dumb that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth. Yo mama so stupid that when she heard that there was a serial killer on the loose, she hid all of her cherios.
Yo mama so fat We all know that today's eclipse was amazing, but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl. An ugly man is walking through a forest when he trips on something. He bends down and pulls a lamp out of the dirt. He rubs the lamp and sure enough, out pops a genie.
I'd really like to find a wife and settle down. For my wish, I Ole and Sven go to Hell long One day, Satan was walking through Hell, making sure the souls were properly tormented, until he came upon an unusual sight. Sitting next to a lava pool were Ole and Sven, decked out in parkas, hats, boots and gloves. Q: Which Superbowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts? Q: Where do the quickest football players like to eat? A: Fast food restaurants because they are so fast.
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team? A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl? A: It was tired of being kicked around. A: Too much of a choking hazard. Gannon threw a Super Bowl record five interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns. Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super bowl. A: The other 5 percent are Browns fans. Q: What did L. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X? A: A quarterback!
Greenwood hold the record for sacks in a Superbowl with 4 for the Steelers. So, there's the Super Bowl. After that, there's the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there's the Giga Bowl. Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl. Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls? Because the owner really likes a happy ending. A Guy gets a ticket to the Super Bowl But he finds he's in the nosebleed section.
He sees a seat near the 50 yard line and he quickly comes and claims it. It's such a great view! I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots. Man, I love the Super Bowl But I still have no idea what the football bits are for.
A man finally buys tickets to bring his family to the super bowl He excitedly sits down in his seat and his family takes their seats to his right. The game is about to start and he notices the seat next to his left is empty. He leans over to the guy a seat over and says, 'Hey man, did you buy this seat? Who would miss the super bowl!? Sitting directly behind one of the field goals, they've had the best seats in the house to a terrific contest. With only one second left on the clock, a kicker runs up to potentially seal victory.
He kicks the ball hard and true, and it sails right between the posts, an What would you be then? Did you know that the Super Bowl was just on?? Apparently, neither did the Los Angeles Rams. Why Did the Super Bowl Suck? Of course the Super Bowl is going to be dull; what do you expect when you bring Pepsi to a big party in Atlanta?
What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl? It's in half time. What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids.
What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole. You know, I don't find the recent super bowl win all that historic After all, this isn't the first time Atlanta was burned by the north. I was watching the Super Bowl with some friends She says "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?
Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you. After every Super Bowl God is thanked for helping the winning team achieve victory. However every year it is a different team that wins it all.
This would make god a bandwagoner. And no one likes those assholes. I heard England won the Super Bowl But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways. My brother has 2 tickets to the upcoming Super Bowl! However, he didn't realize that the game would land on the day of his wedding.. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.. It will
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