The new "cable-tie" style handcuff is a cost effective and useful restraint. It is usually long enough to secure the feet, and is available for mere pennies. Its only drawback is that it is only usable once; it must be cut off after the session and thrown away. Green tape The Army standby, green tape, better known as hundred-mile-an-hour tape, is effective as a short term restraint providing the soldier is not strong enough to break it.
It is available in several widths: the standard 2" width is sufficient for most soldiers. It is also more expensive. Ropes Ropes are only marginally acceptable as restraints, but are good for tying the soldier to trees in the field and for dangling him from fire escapes by the ankles or wrists. If the counselor intends to hang the soldier from a fire escape, though, special care must be taken in the selection of the rope to insure that the weight of the soldier will not break the rope and cause him to land on his head and die.
Army issue rappelling rope is the best obtainable wall-to-wall counseling rope due to its high strength and easy availability. For on-the-spot counseling, a quick swat across the back of the head with a closed fist or a slap in the face will probably be sufficient.
For prolonged period of misconduct by the soldier, prolonged periods of wall-to-wall counseling are in order. All wall-to-wall counseling sessions, though, are notable for their intensity and aggressiveness. The counselor should have a broad range of counseling methods available to him. He would be wise to study boxing manuals for additional suggestions.
Enrolling in a martial arts class would also be a good idea, if he has the time to spare. In addition to improving counseling skills, the martial arts teach patience, discipline and self-control Basic blows The basic blows used in wall-to-wall counseling are the jab, hook, uppercut and knee to the nuts. These are also basic street-fighting techniques. Jab The jab is performed by pulling the closed fist back and then striking the counselee with a generally straight motion. It is a quick and handy technique, which will find much use, in your daily counseling.
Hook A hook is a sideways curving stroke. It may be performed with either hand. It is best to know which hand the counselee prefers, so that you can use the same hand to hit him with. In this manner, the danger of the counselee blocking your shot is greatly reduced. It is another blow, which will prove itself worthy of inclusion in your counseling repertoire.
Uppercut Similar to the hook, the uppercut is an upward curving stroke. It is best used on the solar plexus and the jaw. If the counselee sticks his tongue out at you, the best cure is a swift uppercut. If you are sufficiently forceful, you can succeed in clipping off the counselee's tongue and therefore prevent him from talking back, at least until they sew it back on. Although a good blow, the jab and hook are generally more useful and therefore should receive most of your training hours.
However, the uppercut will find use in your sessions, and so you must be prepared to use it. Knee In the nuts Needless to say, this doesn't work very well with female soldiers! However, most wall-to-wall counselees are male, and on them it is probably your most effective blow. Just flex the knee upward until it hits the balls. Alternately, if you can get your foot up that high, you can kick them in the balls with it. If you have performed. It will be the only blow you will need.
If the soldier does not drop to his knees, you are counseling either an extremely flat and ugly woman or a eunuch. In neither case will this blow work, and in both cases you have just entered a world of shit. Advanced blows Advanced blows include the Jap slap, boot to the head and tool techniques. These are effective but more limited, counseling techniques. Jap slap Everyone has seen karate movies.
How can the Jap slap, which is performed by slapping the soldier on one side of the face and following it with a backhand to the other side of the face be considered as advanced move? Both blows must be of equal intensity to have the greatest effect. If one blow knocks the head out of the socket, the other must put it back in. The backhand is usually the most intense blow, and is performed last. It takes much practice to make them equal. The ideal object to practice with is the heavy punching bag found in all Army gymnasiums.
On any given day, you will find many wall-to-wall counselors practicing their Jap slaps against this bag, so you may need to wait in line. Rest assured that the wait is well worth it. If your unit's leaders embrace wall-to-wall counseling as a common leadership technique, you may be able to convince the Unit Fund Council to install its own heavy bag. If you are in an infantry unit or are in charge of many 98Ks, though, the sheer number of counselees will provide sufficient opportunity to practice and hone your technique.
Still, there is no substitute for the heavy bag. Not even a 98K can replace it, though some of the new ones come close. Boot to the head This is just what it sounds like Whether you have a boot on will depend on the circumstances. If you are counseling a soldier during a field problem, you most definitely will have on a boot, and the extra mud caked in the sole will enhance the effect of the blow.
If, however, you find a soldier smoking grass in the barracks, you may not have a boot on, though you might want to go put one on. In fact, you might not have anything at all on. It's obvious why this is as advanced blow: can you raise your foot six feet in the air without falling on your ass? Martial arts training are a definite asset to counselors employing this technique. Tool techniques These include baseball bat blows, dimension lumber work and chains.
They also include the use of restraints. They are easy to use but also require great discipline to ensure that the soldier survives the counseling. No directions will be given here. We leave that for the counselor to figure out for himself. Creativity is one of the hallmarks of a good leader.
You choose the place, inform the counselee, meet him there, counsel him until his problem is solved and conduct follow-up actions. In wall-to-wall counseling, though, how you determine when his problem is solved is when he screams for mercy. Then you hit him once or twice more to reinforce the counseling session and make sure the problem stays solved, then and only then end the counseling session.
Determining how much wall-to-wall counseling is enough The successful wall-to-wall counselor needs to be able to determine how much wall-to-wall counseling to give. A soldier who missed one formation can be sufficiently counseled by hitting them once in the back of the head. A soldier who missed every formation since he arrived at the unit two years ago, however, will require counseling with dimension lumber and a baseball bat.
The counselor will quickly learn the proper amount of counseling to give. Of course, if the soldier is a rapist robber or murderer, just start your wall-to-wall counseling session and continue until the military police arrive. Follow-up actions No counseling is complete without follow-up actions. This is especially true in wall-to-wall counseling. Following up a wall-to-wall counseling session is covered is the chapters entitled "Triage" and "Legal problems. The counselor should be prepared to wash his hands of the whole matter, especially if the session drew blood.
The counselor should, therefore, place a bar of Lava soap in the latrine prior to the session. Its gritty consistency will remove all traces of blood from your fingers, and it will help to clean off your baseball bat, too. The soldier may need immediate medical attention following a wall-to-wall counseling session, especially if you used a baseball bat during it.
If the soldier is a true fuckup, broken bones, internal injuries and hemorrhaging may have occurred. Inspect the soldier to make sure he is still conscious, still breathing and does not appear to have any external damage or signs of internal damage blood or cranial fluid leaking from the ears is generally a sign that the counseling session was a little too thorough One of the three is generally sufficient. If the soldier can still move following the session, immediately restrict him to his room.
If he is not breathing and will not obey a direct order to resume breathing, perform rescue breathing and then beat his ass some more after you revive him. If his heart stops, apply CPR and then recounsel him for inability to remain alive during a counseling session. Not hitting the soldier right over the heart or the top of the head may cut down on the frequency and severity of death among your counselees. If the soldier beats your ass during counseling, though, there is little you can do.
If you aren't fucked up too bad, you can just lick your wounds and hope the bruises heal before your wife sees you. If you need to be ambulanced off to the hospital, though, you can tell the judge that the soldier hit you first. If the judge believes your integrity and he should It you don't, you may be in deep kimchi.
You should be all right, especially if the soldier actually did hit you first. If you hit the counselee first and he still beat you up, then you need to spend more time in the gym. The solution to this problem is preparedness. Requisition sufficient copies of this manual so that everyone on post that can legally fuck you over can have one. Once these people have read this manual, they will respect you for having made the wise and just decision to wall-to-wall counsel.
If, on the other hand, you are dumb or overanxious and hold a wall-to-wall counseling session without having made the proper preparations, you need to be prepared for the worst. Simply bring this manual to your courts-martial. After the judge reads it, you are certain to be acquitted.
There is one very large proviso, though: if you have to bring the soldier back from the dead as a result of your wall-to-wall counseling session, however, you are up shit creek and have no paddle. If you succeed in killing the soldier and he stays dead no matter how strict your order to resume living is then you may be certain that you are going to jail.
In this case, you will not get fucked with too badly. Just inform all the inmates that you are in jail because you beat another man to death with your bare hands and no one will even think about touching or going near you. No one likes the idea of being the next in line. Unfortunately, not every situation is the same.
What works well in one instance may get you killed under other circumstances. We present some sample situations for your perusal and study. Armed soldiers Soldiers who are armed for example, military police with loaded weapons present special challenges and problems to the wall-to-wall counselor.
The problem is the gun, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" is a favorite slogan of the National Rifle Association. No shit! However, the gun is going to be used to kill you if you start beating the soldier who has it.
Therefore, the first step in this counseling session is to get the gun away from the soldier. If the soldier will voluntarily surrender his gun he is a disciplined individual.
He is also a stupid motherfucker. If the soldier is dumb enough to give you his gun, he deserves to have his ass beat. If the soldier is not dumb enough to give you his gun, you will be forced to take it from him. The best things to use for this are larger guns and partners.
Your partner can hold the soldier from behind in a full-nelson while you relieve the soldier of his lethal burden.
If you have no partner, larger guns are handy. If the solder carries a. If the soldier has a. If he has an M, you need an M machinegun.
If the soldier is the gunner on a Vulcan, Chaparral missile system or field array piece, you're really fucked Once the soldier is free from things that can kill you, fell free to beat the living fuck out of him. Lieutenants Most lieutenants require daily wall-to-wall counseling for the first three years of their Army career.
Unfortunately, the Army frowns on beating up lieutenants in your chain of command. In fact, it disapproves of beating up any lieutenants. Something about them out ranking you. Therefore, the easiest solution is to find someone in another unit to come over in civilian clothes and counsel your lieutenants. Dayhos Dayhos are especially fun to wall-to-wall counsel because they act like they are God.
In fact, God has decreed that we beat up dayhos whenever they fuck up. For some, this is two or three times a day. For others, it's hourly. And then you have the dayhos who are really stupid motherfuckers. The only distinction you need to make is whether the dayho outranks you. If he does not, feel free to beat the holy shit out of him. If they do outrank you, only counsel them once a day, whether they need it or not. They usually do. It may be a good idea to bring the civilian on post, where civilian cops have no jurisdiction.
Then you are more than welcome to work them over in any manner you like. People carrying guns fall into two categories: those who are members of the police and those who are not. Those who are police are generally more disciplined but are better trained in the use of their guns. This means that they might not shoot at you but will definitely hit you if they do. Drug pushers, bank robbers, murderers and other common rabble will probably shoot at you but may not hit you.
Unfortunately, some well-heeled cruds are buying black-market submachine guns and carrying them under their jackets. These guns, whose ranks include the Uzi and the Ingram MAC, are equipped with large-capacity magazines and can pump out more lead per minute than an M machine gun. When the criminal pulls one of these, he will use it to hose down targets of opportunity, which in this case means you.
If you feel the urge to wall-to-wall counsel a drug dealer, use a shotgun. It does make a mess, but you can console yourself with the fact that you are helping to make America a safer place. Wall-to-Wall Career Counseling Every leader has been through it. We all know the soldier who can't seem to make up his mind as to what he wants to do with his life.
One day he wants to be an Airborne Ranger. Two days later he wants to go to DLI to study Urdu. And the next week he wants to get out of the Army and grow marijuana in Oregon. What do you do? What can you say? This is what you do and what you say.
When the soldier makes the eighteenth decision on the same day, you take him behind the racks, grab his collar, slam him into a rack door, and yell in his face, "What the fuck are you doing? Make up your God-damned mind what you want to do! I can more than guarantee he will decide to stay in the Army within ten minutes and figure out what he wants to do within twenty minutes, especially if you inform him you am going to kick his ass some more in an hour if he does not.
Wall-to-Wall child care and upbringing There is no parent alive or dead who has not been faced with a child who wants to do nothing but cause his parents and everyone around him grief. And the worst part is that they don't learn when you spank them. In fact, some of the more incorrigible youths of today seem to become more rebellious when you spank them or ground them. And with the overcrowding in our prisons as bad as it is, having the police pick them up usually won't help, as they'll be released on their own recognizance in an hour.
However, there is an easy, quick way to deal with your frustrations and anxieties caused by the upbringing of undisciplined brats. Needless to say, it involves wall-to-wall counseling. First, leave this manual on the coffee table so that they can read it and learn what you will do to them the next time they fuck up.
Then, next time they make even the slightest slip, let them have it with both barrels. Baseball bats, dimension lumber, hundred-mile-an-hour tape, bare fists, anything you can think of is good. The only thing you need to be aware of is that wall-to-wall counseling a child to death is quite a bit easier than with that private you hit in the privates this morning.
So go a little easy on them. But just a little. Well, it shouldn't hurt to be a parent either! After you wall-to-wall counsel your children two or three times, your life will become much easier.
And if you counsel your little girl on top of the head enough times, her head will become flat, and she will be able to get a lot more boyfriends.
So it works out better for everyone. A sample wall-to-wall counseling session The following is a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
After having a few beers, but not enough to cloud his judgment, he observed a soldier in the small restaurant who was acting like a fool. The soldier was being obnoxious, yelling at the top of his lungs, embarrassing the women in the restaurant, and generally degrading the image of the Army. SGT Snuffy decided to take action.
SPC Meoff was rip-roaring drunk. He even hit two of them with a plastic chair. SGT Snuffy took action. He wall-to-wall counseled SPC Meoff striking him with two punches. SPC Meoff fell to the ground. You have learned to effectively wall-to-wall counsel an errant soldier. We have described all the things that can go wrong during a wall-to-wall counseling session, discussed how to prepare for it and how to give it, and what to do if you get arrested for doing it. Leaders at all levels have looked for an effective way to let their soldiers know where they stand.
If they don't know after an ass-beating, they are some dumb motherfuckers. Leaders who set clear standards of what always rates a wall-to-wall counseling session and then fairly enforce those standards in other words, beating up everyone who fucks up in a certain way, not beating some and writing up others will not only raise the morale of the troops, but also find them much easier to control.
And what a difference! After you club the shit out of someone for missing one PT session, you will never again have anyone miss PT. Units with motor pools will see the deadline rate drop after you beat the mechanics for leaving trucks that can be fixed on the deadline list "because we didn't feel like fixing them. Open navigation menu. Close suggestions Search Search. User Settings. Skip carousel.
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Once the soldier is free from things that can kill you, fell free to beat the living fuck out of him Lieutenants Most lieutenants require daily wall-to-wall counseling for the first three years of their Army career.
Lessons learned by this wall-to-wall counseling session: 1 Never conduct a wall-to-wall counseling session when you are drunk, unless you have to. We have given you the tools. Use them. Ones who actually work for the Korean government counnseling then ones that do their time in with the U. New coach will report to me. FM It is pretty good!
Thanks T have a great pic of my brother as avionics love to pass it on to you. Why I love Jamal. Something about them outranking you. Therefore, the easiest solution is to find someone in another unit to come over in civilian clothes and counsel your lieutenant. Find all posts by Dark Helmet. That counsrling is funny as hell Already have an account? You need to be a member in order to leave a comment. Sign up for a new account in our community. By kevinc Started 4 hours wapl. Or was at least?
We calmly turned around and walked back to camp and actually got there before they did. Contact Us — www. Our first year the older guys decided they were going to take us. Poor families and one from well off families. The real ROK soldiers do live a very spartan life. I was always too lazy to type it all up and make a soft copy. THanks for posting it Tack Find all posts by zog. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website.
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